Thursday, May 27, 2010

Ramblings

Grape NOS is pretty good. You should try it.

Oh, and AASHTO, your manual over-designs all your concrete structures to the extreme yet when it comes to surcharge live loads on a vertical surface from vehicles you just add 2-4 ft of soil loading? What? That doesn't make any sense! I somehow doubt 2 more feet of soil is the equivalent to a 26 kip wheel load.

Mental note, I totally need to stop using this cap-less red pen as a book mark, my hand looks really funny now from running into it.

I can't tell if I want to do laundry tonight or go out drinking...maybe both?

Anyway, back to work. Here's something to laugh at, bonus points if you can turn it into a funny de-motivational poster:


EDIT: Actually, no, I shall suspend my social life and try to finish the Special Edition of Barney's Mind - Episode 2. The Q&A pushed that back but now that it's done I should get back to it.

See, this is why I'm single, every time I want to go out and mingle with people who aren't close friends I usually just end up working on my various hobbies. You better be entertained dammit! :P

EDIT: We have a winner (unless you can do better):

28 comments:

  1. http://i48.tinypic.com/16ba4jd.jpg DE-MOTIVATIONAL ENOUGH? I win, give me bonus points.

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  2. ahahaahah.

    Survey says.... +100 points for hilarity.

    (-10000000000 points for being wrong :P)

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  3. http://i45.tinypic.com/ridkc0.jpg

    Meh, I could have thought of something better but I got lazy.

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  5. http://www.cubeupload.com/img/f9e600a.jpg

    (last link was broken)

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  6. I think it's obvious what Grape NOS does to you...

    It makes you ramble in engineer jargon.

    What's sad is that I don't understand, but I'm pretty sure my little brother would.

    Don't worry, Ian. Should I ever end up in your neighborhood, we can totally go out drinking. XD

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  7. Gamma526 wins, that was hilarious! Totally going on my facebook.

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  8. hey ian dont forget to post more of the q and a vids tonight

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  9. And correct your grammar, Anon. Damn, you really need to learn about good grammar.

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  10. Man, Anonymous, why don't you use punctuation, capital letters and good spelling? You really need to learn about good grammar. I hate people who don't have a good grammar.

    Man, Anonymous, why don't you use punctuation, capital letters and good spelling? You really need to learn about good grammar. I hate people who don't have a good grammar.

    Man, Anonymous, why don't you use punctuation, capital letters and good spelling? You really need to learn about good grammar. I hate people who don't have a good grammar.

    Man, Anonymous, why don't you use punctuation, capital letters and good spelling? You really need to learn about good grammar. I hate people who don't have a good grammar.

    Man, Anonymous, why don't you use punctuation, capital letters and good spelling? You really need to learn about good grammar. I hate people who don't have a good grammar.

    Man, Anonymous, why don't you use punctuation, capital letters and good spelling? You really need to learn about good grammar. I hate people who don't have a good grammar.

    Man, Anonymous, why don't you use punctuation, capital letters and good spelling? You really need to learn about good grammar. I hate people who don't have a good grammar.

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  11. What the hell is all that mess up there?

    I hate annoying people, i.e., the above.

    Oh, and you don't say "a good grammar." You say "good grammar." You said it incorrectly SEVEN TIMES.

    < yakuza > Kuso gaki. Temee, soriyaa zuibun to bakana koto shiagatta. Warui, kedo, kutabatte kurenai? < /yakuza >

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  12. Oh, and Cyh, going back to your earlier comment, do you just ask me out on a date? ;) :D

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  13. Dude, you totally asked me out first during the Q&A. Don't think I didn't hear that when I played it back. XP

    And sure, why not? If I'm ever in the area, we should hang out and rant about the internet while drunk on cinnamon schnapps. (Because just the name makes it sound so awesome...)

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  14. Sarah and Ian sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G

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  15. rofl, yes I suppose I did. :)

    lol, then you have a date. Next time I'm in Florida. :P

    P.S. Cinnamon Schnapps is the best, love that stuff. It gets you drunk (but not too drunk) AND it's tasty! It's bottled "win"!

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  16. First comes love then anal sex

    wait dose Sarah even like anal or has she not tried it yet?

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  17. @Anon: I think it's time for you to leave the internet...and die.

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  18. Oh? so you do like it in the butt

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  19. @Cyh, he won't give it up and people like him will never die. They do breed and create laws that prevent anyone with a intellectual mind from taking over the world. To the life of him, they are going to keep breeding and keep you suffering with their existence.

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  20. @Anon: No...but I do I like to torture idiots into enjoying pain.

    Why? Do you like it? Are you an uke? I know some yaoi you might like. I'll share it with you! Let's be best friends! I'll even help you find a date! There's LOTS of prisons around here! Korosuzo, nanimo shirazuna yaro.

    @LakituWHOA!: Nah, I kind of get a kick from trying new responses to their mindless prattle. Kinda like reverse-trolling. Troll the trolls--see how much they can take before they realize that I'm the kind of person who will find out where they live and strangle them in their sleep them with hair I steal from their pillow and twine into a tiny little strangling rope.

    I'd be bored if they weren't around, honestly.

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  21. You should add WTF Boom into Barney's Mind Episode 2 Special Edition

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  22. Wow, fail troll is failing. Props to Cyh for trolling the trolls, I'll have to try that sometime.

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  23. Please Answer.

    DO NOT DATE CYH
    OH SWEET MAMA JESUS
    OMFG
    WTF

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  24. @Anon: Too late. *evil smirk*

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  25. [TTS] AznKnightFireOctober 3, 2010 at 9:10 PM

    @Cyh: You think you'd let Simon come visit us sometime?

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